here is 5 just cause I can
Your momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall just to see whats on the other side!
Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention!
Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.